The Patrick Pearse Motel
Audition time
Friday, 7 Feb, 7.30pm
Rugby Theatre Central Hall
Show dates
4 - 11 Jul
Show dates

When her husband Dermond plans to be away in Cork with his partner Fintan, Grainne decided to seize the opportunity of spending the night with an ex flame, now a TV personality. She also involves the partner's wife, Niamh, in the plot. Things begin to go wrong when Niamh's furiously jealous husband returns unexpectedly and finds her performing what seems to him to be an exceedingly compromising task. Matters are further complicated by the new manageress of the new motel turning out to be the spurned love of the TV personality. All parties concerned end up in the as yet unopened motel guarded by a somewhat senile night watchman where events move or race along in the best traditions of French farce.


Dermod - Playing age 25 - 40 (Irish Accent)
Fintan - Playing age 30 - 45 (Irish Accent)
Usheen - Playing age 25- 40 (Irish Accent)
Hoolihan - Playing age Ancient (Irish Accent)

Grainne - Female. Playing age 25 - 40 (Irish Accent)
Niamh - Playing age 30 - 45 (Irish Accent)
Miss Manning - Playing age 25 - 35

Audition Pieces

Audition 1.
Characters - Fintan, Niamh, Grainne and Dermod
Page 1 to Page 3

Audition 2
Characters - Grainne and Niamh
Page 10 to Page 11

Audition 3
Characters - Dermod and Fintan
Page 28 to Page 29

Audition 4
Characters - Miss Manning and Dermod
Page 32 to Page 33

Audition 5
Characters - Usheen and Grainne
Pages 19 to Page20
Pages 39 to Page 40

Audition 6
Characters - Hoolihan and Fintan
Page 46 to Page 47

Audition downloads
Further information
Tel: 07899925030
Venue: Rugby Theatre Central Hall
A Bunch of Amateurs
Audition time
Saturday, 7 March, 10.30am
Rugby Theatre Central Hall
Show dates
12 - 19 Sept
Show dates

Keen to boost his flagging career, fading Hollywood action hero, Jefferson Steele, arrives in England to play King Lear in Stratford only to find that this is not the birthplace of the Bard but a sleepy Suffolk village and the cast are a bunch of amateurs. Jefferson’s monstrous ego, vanity and insecurity are tested by the enthusiastic amateur thespians - who are not averse to a spot of ego, vanity and insecurity themselves. As acting worlds collide and Jefferson’s career implodes, he discovers some truths about himself and his relationships with other people… along with his inner Lear!


• JEFFERSON STEELE - A fading Hollywood star who is arrogant, insecure, brash, gauche, demanding, vulnerable and ultimately aware of his own absurdity. Playing age 45 - 60 - requires an American accent

• DOROTHY NETTLE - Director of the Stratford Players and the moving force behind keeping the theatre alive. Her sweet and accommodating manner conceals her inner steel. Playing age 40 - 55

• JESSICA STEELE - Jefferson's teenage daughter, who has been neglected by her Hollywood star father and now wants to make him pay for it. Age 17 – 19. Requires an American accent

• NIGEL DEWBURY - Solicitor and leading light of the Stratford Players. Pompous, stuck-up and self-regarding, he believes he is the star of the show, and should play all the leading roles. He also fancies his romantic chances with Dorothy. Playing age 35 - 60

• MARY PLUNKETT - Owner of the Rectory bed and breakfast. Jolly, generous and an unashamedly adoring Jefferson Steele fan -- although somewhat confused about which roles he played in his films, and how keen he is on her. Playing age 55 - 65

• DENIS DOBBINS - Handyman and village Mr. Fixit. Avuncular though slightly dull, Denis is star-struck by Jefferson and fancies heading up his entourage of one. Playing age 25 - 45

• LAUREN BELL - Marketing executive, former physiotherapist and the sponsor's wife. Passionate about the arts and smarter than her husband allows her to be, she's treated as a bimbo because of her looks. Playing age 30 – 35.

• JOURNALISTS - We only hear them offstage. May possibly double up.

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Further information
Email: Nicky Main
Tel: 07714694004
Venue: Rugby Theatre Central Hall
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Box Office: (01788) 541234

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